Chapter 11 Warm Up

Marissa: Hey Jonathan.
Jonathan: Hey Marissa, so what's up?
Marissa: I asked for you to meet me here so we can talk about something.
Jonathan: Yea sure, what do you need to talk to me about?
Marissa: I'm breaking up with you.
Jonathan: WHAT! WHY?
Marissa: It's not you, it's me. Well, actually it's you..
Jonathan: But what did I do wrong? I don't understand.
Marissa: Well, you've seemed to have grown really friendly with my mom.
Jonathan: Yea, I think she's a really great lady so what.
Marissa: Yea, so great you decided to make out with her the other day!
Jonathan: WHAT?! I did no such thing.
Marissa: I saw you through the window John. You thought I wasn't going to be home until 3:45 but I got home a little early that day. And to a nice little surprise too.
Jonathan: Ok, fine you got me. But can you blame me, your mom is really hot.
Marissa: You're an asshole, I thought you really loved me. We've been together over a year now.
Jonathan: I do I'm really sorry, I was just joking about that. I made a mistake, I'm really sorry.
Marissa: Jokes on you anyway, I've been sleeping with your dad for 6 months.

Try This 8.12

After battle of the classes at some girls house. Everybody is hammered in my grade. My friend on the left is really fat there but now he lost like 50 pounds so he's not fat anymore. He also looks like he needs to lie down on the couch because he's not looking so good. I don't know what my friend on the right is doing. He look like he's pinching my Asian friend Dylan's nipple with a weird look on his face. I don't really know how to describe the look at all it's really strange, but Dylan doesn't look to be fazed at all by the nipple pinch. He actually looks like he's enjoying it for some strange reason. The girl Natalie looks like she doesn't know how she got in between the two lovers and she kind of wants out of there but wants to be in the picture so there's kind of a dilemma. She is also holding a finger up for some reason I don't know. It looks like a pretty fun time all in all, and it also looks like none of them are going to remember the picture the next day most likely.

Chapter 8 Warm-Up

I was swimming in my pool with my dad when I was around the age 3 or 4. Well, actually we were both on our own float in the pool. He had his eyes closed laying down on his float and I was a stupid little kid who was just happy to be in the pool at the time. My dad would push my float to the side of the pool and I would bounce off the side of it and I would float back to him, and he kept pushing me back and forth. My dad was kind of nodding off, he had his eyes closed but he was still awake because he kept pushing my float. I was having a fun time until one time he pushed me and when I hit the side I fell off my float. He was half sleeping so he didn't hear me fall off, and I'm only like 3 years old so I can't swim at all and I'm trying to think of how fish breathe under water so I don't die. After like 10 seconds my dad finally noticed my float didn't come back to him and that made him wake up out of his half sleep and see me drowning under water. He couldn't be more scared because when you fall asleep you have no idea if you've been asleep for 10 years or 10 seconds. Luckily for me it was only a few seconds and he pulled me out of the water so I could live to see another day. Not the best swimming experience for me when I was younger.