Chapter 11 Warm Up

Marissa: Hey Jonathan.
Jonathan: Hey Marissa, so what's up?
Marissa: I asked for you to meet me here so we can talk about something.
Jonathan: Yea sure, what do you need to talk to me about?
Marissa: I'm breaking up with you.
Jonathan: WHAT! WHY?
Marissa: It's not you, it's me. Well, actually it's you..
Jonathan: But what did I do wrong? I don't understand.
Marissa: Well, you've seemed to have grown really friendly with my mom.
Jonathan: Yea, I think she's a really great lady so what.
Marissa: Yea, so great you decided to make out with her the other day!
Jonathan: WHAT?! I did no such thing.
Marissa: I saw you through the window John. You thought I wasn't going to be home until 3:45 but I got home a little early that day. And to a nice little surprise too.
Jonathan: Ok, fine you got me. But can you blame me, your mom is really hot.
Marissa: You're an asshole, I thought you really loved me. We've been together over a year now.
Jonathan: I do I'm really sorry, I was just joking about that. I made a mistake, I'm really sorry.
Marissa: Jokes on you anyway, I've been sleeping with your dad for 6 months.